Wish I was a magician πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

With the happenings in Nigeria Nao, I wish I can just say and it will happen, Kilode , shey I wuld hv picked being a monkey or a snake growing up wen they call me either I’ll be crying saying God forbid , nao c how they r balling in money o, nao they say big fish……. shey I can’t be a whale or dolphin , see the way animals r carting away with millions and m here trekking under this hot sun .

Which kind life I come like this, Buh I can’t say m not a Nigerian Haba , I love this country so much Buh don’t dull if I get visa m off o, one cannot come and die here wen God says it’s time to explore lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Buh really nao animals annoy me, see the dog I hv can’t even do anything asides destroy clothes and bark, the stupid rat will be eating food n paper and certificates, cat will doing night duties , Kia this is hard 😒😒😒😒😒

I need me a good swallowing animal any suggestions my beautiful people.

1 thought on “Wish I was a magician πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

  1. I hear lizards hΙ‘ve the ability to swallow and hide things for many years …plus they can literally enter any where.. won’t be a bad pet in this naija ..#justsaying

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